diff --git a/ProjectLighthouse.Servers.Website/Pages/Layouts/BaseLayout.cshtml.cs b/ProjectLighthouse.Servers.Website/Pages/Layouts/BaseLayout.cshtml.cs
index 93259557..1429e093 100644
--- a/ProjectLighthouse.Servers.Website/Pages/Layouts/BaseLayout.cshtml.cs
+++ b/ProjectLighthouse.Servers.Website/Pages/Layouts/BaseLayout.cshtml.cs
@@ -52,6 +52,8 @@ public class BaseLayout : PageModel
     {
         if (ServerStatics.IsUnitTesting) return LocalizationManager.DefaultLang;
         if (this.language != null) return this.language;
+
+        if (this.User?.IsAPirate ?? false) return "en-PT"; 
         
         IRequestCultureFeature? requestCulture = Request.HttpContext.Features.Get<IRequestCultureFeature>();
         if (requestCulture == null) return this.language = LocalizationManager.DefaultLang;
diff --git a/ProjectLighthouse.Servers.Website/Pages/PirateSignupPage.cshtml b/ProjectLighthouse.Servers.Website/Pages/PirateSignupPage.cshtml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..9d9b183e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ProjectLighthouse.Servers.Website/Pages/PirateSignupPage.cshtml
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+@page "/pirate"
+@model LBPUnion.ProjectLighthouse.Servers.Website.Pages.PirateSignupPage
+
+@{
+    Layout = "Layouts/BaseLayout";
+    Model.Title = "ARRRRRRRRRR!";
+}
+<!--suppress GrazieInspection -->
+
+@if (!Model.User!.IsAPirate)
+{
+    <p>So, ye wanna be a pirate? Well, ye came to the right place!</p>
+    <p>Just click this 'ere button, and welcome aboard!</p>
+    <p>If you ever wanna walk the plank, come back 'ere.</p>
+
+    <form method="post">
+        @Html.AntiForgeryToken()
+        <input type="submit" class="ui blue button" value="Aye aye, captain!"/>
+    </form>
+}
+else
+{
+    <p>Back so soon, aye?</p>
+    <p>If you're gonna walk the plank, then do it!</p>
+
+    <form method="post">
+        @Html.AntiForgeryToken()
+        <input type="submit" class="ui red button" value="Walk the plank"/>
+    </form>
+}
+
diff --git a/ProjectLighthouse.Servers.Website/Pages/PirateSignupPage.cshtml.cs b/ProjectLighthouse.Servers.Website/Pages/PirateSignupPage.cshtml.cs
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..445aed21
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ProjectLighthouse.Servers.Website/Pages/PirateSignupPage.cshtml.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+using LBPUnion.ProjectLighthouse.PlayerData.Profiles;
+using LBPUnion.ProjectLighthouse.Servers.Website.Pages.Layouts;
+using Microsoft.AspNetCore.Mvc;
+using Microsoft.AspNetCore.Mvc.RazorPages;
+using Microsoft.EntityFrameworkCore.Metadata.Internal;
+
+namespace LBPUnion.ProjectLighthouse.Servers.Website.Pages;
+
+public class PirateSignupPage : BaseLayout
+{
+    public PirateSignupPage(Database database) : base(database)
+    {}
+    
+    public async Task<IActionResult> OnGet()
+    {
+        User? user = this.Database.UserFromWebRequest(this.Request);
+        if (user == null) return this.RedirectToPage("/login");
+        
+        return this.Page();
+    }
+
+    public async Task<IActionResult> OnPost()
+    {
+        User? user = this.Database.UserFromWebRequest(this.Request);
+        if (user == null) return this.Redirect("/login");
+
+        user.IsAPirate = !user.IsAPirate;
+        await this.Database.SaveChangesAsync();
+
+        return this.Redirect("/");
+    }
+}
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/ProjectLighthouse.sln.DotSettings b/ProjectLighthouse.sln.DotSettings
index 8cbc8651..ee49821a 100644
--- a/ProjectLighthouse.sln.DotSettings
+++ b/ProjectLighthouse.sln.DotSettings
@@ -101,6 +101,7 @@
 	<s:Boolean x:Key="/Default/Environment/SettingsMigration/IsMigratorApplied/=JetBrains_002EReSharper_002EPsi_002ECSharp_002ECodeStyle_002ESettingsUpgrade_002EMigrateBlankLinesAroundFieldToBlankLinesAroundProperty/@EntryIndexedValue">True</s:Boolean>
 	<s:Boolean x:Key="/Default/UserDictionary/Words/=Affero/@EntryIndexedValue">True</s:Boolean>
 	<s:Boolean x:Key="/Default/UserDictionary/Words/=airfryer/@EntryIndexedValue">True</s:Boolean>
+	<s:Boolean x:Key="/Default/UserDictionary/Words/=ARRRRRRRRRR/@EntryIndexedValue">True</s:Boolean>
 	<s:Boolean x:Key="/Default/UserDictionary/Words/=asdf/@EntryIndexedValue">True</s:Boolean>
 	<s:Boolean x:Key="/Default/UserDictionary/Words/=BCAS/@EntryIndexedValue">True</s:Boolean>
 	<s:Boolean x:Key="/Default/UserDictionary/Words/=BCES/@EntryIndexedValue">True</s:Boolean>
diff --git a/ProjectLighthouse/Migrations/20220802150408_Arrrrrr.cs b/ProjectLighthouse/Migrations/20220802150408_Arrrrrr.cs
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..43659add
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ProjectLighthouse/Migrations/20220802150408_Arrrrrr.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+using System;
+using LBPUnion.ProjectLighthouse;
+using Microsoft.EntityFrameworkCore.Infrastructure;
+using Microsoft.EntityFrameworkCore.Migrations;
+
+#nullable disable
+
+namespace ProjectLighthouse.Migrations
+{
+    [DbContext(typeof(Database))]
+    [Migration("20220802150408_Arrrrrr")]
+    public partial class Arrrrrr : Migration
+    {
+        protected override void Up(MigrationBuilder migrationBuilder)
+        {
+            migrationBuilder.AddColumn<bool>(
+                name: "IsAPirate",
+                table: "Users",
+                type: "tinyint(1)",
+                nullable: false,
+                defaultValue: false);
+        }
+
+        protected override void Down(MigrationBuilder migrationBuilder)
+        {
+            migrationBuilder.DropColumn(
+                name: "IsAPirate",
+                table: "Users");
+        }
+    }
+}
diff --git a/ProjectLighthouse/Migrations/DatabaseModelSnapshot.cs b/ProjectLighthouse/Migrations/DatabaseModelSnapshot.cs
index 494435fd..f2569a5f 100644
--- a/ProjectLighthouse/Migrations/DatabaseModelSnapshot.cs
+++ b/ProjectLighthouse/Migrations/DatabaseModelSnapshot.cs
@@ -292,8 +292,7 @@ namespace ProjectLighthouse.Migrations
                     b.Property<bool>("TeamPick")
                         .HasColumnType("tinyint(1)");
 
-                    b.Property<string>("Type")
-                        .IsRequired()
+                    b.Property<int>("Type")
                         .HasColumnType("int");
 
                     b.HasKey("SlotId");
@@ -429,9 +428,6 @@ namespace ProjectLighthouse.Migrations
                     b.Property<DateTime>("Created")
                         .HasColumnType("datetime(6)");
 
-                    b.Property<DateTime>("ExpiresAt")
-                        .HasColumnType("datetime(6)");
-
                     b.Property<string>("ResetToken")
                         .HasColumnType("longtext");
 
@@ -686,6 +682,9 @@ namespace ProjectLighthouse.Migrations
                     b.Property<string>("IconHash")
                         .HasColumnType("longtext");
 
+                    b.Property<bool>("IsAPirate")
+                        .HasColumnType("tinyint(1)");
+
                     b.Property<bool>("IsAdmin")
                         .HasColumnType("tinyint(1)");
 
@@ -755,9 +754,6 @@ namespace ProjectLighthouse.Migrations
                     b.Property<DateTime>("Created")
                         .HasColumnType("datetime(6)");
 
-                    b.Property<DateTime>("ExpiresAt")
-                        .HasColumnType("datetime(6)");
-
                     b.Property<string>("Token")
                         .HasColumnType("longtext");
 
diff --git a/ProjectLighthouse/PlayerData/Profiles/User.cs b/ProjectLighthouse/PlayerData/Profiles/User.cs
index f70d1ee0..b9127577 100644
--- a/ProjectLighthouse/PlayerData/Profiles/User.cs
+++ b/ProjectLighthouse/PlayerData/Profiles/User.cs
@@ -147,6 +147,11 @@ public class User
     [JsonIgnore]
     public string? ApprovedIPAddress { get; set; }
     #nullable disable
+    
+    /// <summary>
+    /// ARRR! Forces the user to see Pirate English translations on the website.
+    /// </summary>
+    public bool IsAPirate { get; set; }
 
     public string Serialize(GameVersion gameVersion = GameVersion.LittleBigPlanet1)
     {